Real Estate New York

"Hi, I'm calling about New York Real Estate prices," I said.

Mr. McGrievous answered: "Heh? What do you think I am, a miracle worker?"

"No," I said, "I just need an apartment."

Mr. McGrievous noisily sucked down an entire pot of coffee and, apparently wiping his mouth, said, "Thanks for calling about New York Real Estate. GOODBYE."

The man hung up. I threw the phone across the room. I decided that New York Real Estate was for the birds.