Restaurant New York
I nodded out in a restaurant in New York. Larry David had shown up while I was sleeping, but nobody woke me up to tell me. I would have loved to meet him.
The restaurants in New York are full of celebrities. I go to these restaurants in New York to posit my celebrity status, though no one seems to be buying it. Yet.
No, let me revise.
I go to a restaurant. New York celebrities see me and feel threatened by my obviously upcoming star power. The threat I pose seems to be the reason I am ejected from most New York restaurants.
Sometimes I am ejected from baseball games because I am better at being an up-and-coming celebrity than baseball players are at playing baseball.